In the spirit of a grand tradition that has fallen dormant for the past 6 years, I will do the following in order to increase comments on my blog:
Everyone who comments, I will contact by email in order to mail them a goddamn cookie. Even if its a mean comment. Your choice of cookie, as long as it isn't over $10.00--I'm not paying that much for a damn cookie. This will be one cookie. You can have a maximum of two cookies a month. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. I'll ship them wherever USPS ships.
And, as a bonus, If I don't know you, I'll send you TWO cookies of up to a $20.00 value.
Yes, this is selling out, but I really don't care. I just want more comments than Brian.
And, if someone comments about a cookie that is worth more than $10.00, I'll probably freak out.
posted by Pretentious Bastard @ 1/11/2004 03:33:00 PM
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